Comedic marvel, multiple personality disorder sufferer, and star of one of the best sitcoms EVER, Roseanne Barr, was at the Brava Theatre last night, stumping for paranoid "politician" Cindy Sheehan. We're sure some sort of progressive, critical, and very dangerous issues were discussed. SF Weekly's Lauren Smiley, who was there last night, can fill you in on those details.

And while Mrs. Conner asked the packed theater to "throw your fuckin’ TV out the window," advice we cannot discourage strongly enough, she does tell an amusing tale about working at a lesbian bookstore and wanting to torch a strip club. Which seems perfectly reasonable.

Oh, Roseanne, we've missed you and your crazy ass. Come back to us.