"This is no joke, no lie, no delusion," claims the Craigslist ad, UFOs were spotted hovering above the City last night. It seems. At least according to a lunatics and/or pranksters in the Mission. (Where else?) Two people enjoying a day at Dolores Park saw shiny saucers that "looked exactly like the white lights in the day sky over Guadalajara from 2004. They formed a perfect isosceles triangle over Dolores Park, and many appeared afterwards." Did you also do too many mushrooms see these unidentified flying objects of light and mystery, too? (Mission Mission, via 40 going on 28)