We would go, but we're located in Eastern SOMA. And one day, by the will of God, we shall destroy Western SOMA. Mwah hah hah.

But for those of you who live in Western SOMA, wherever that border begins/ends, there will be a meeting tonight at 7 p.m. at the Bessie Carmichael Elementary School at 55 Sherman.

Some of you might be interested since a certain SOMA resident, Jakkee Bryson, is trying to have Hole In the Wall barred from its new location because of the "sexual outlaws" that frequent the fine establishment. Perhaps you can make this meeting to make your voice heard? Remember, we don't need yet another LA Times article telling us why San Francisco sucks.