• Whitest Kids U Know: In addition to winning the Best Sketch award at the 2006 Aspen Comedy Festival and being crowned one of "10 Comics to Watch" by Variety, these guys are, apparently, both very funny and very pasty. They're also a part of SF Sketchfest. (Unfamiliar with these Kids? Check them out here and here.) WKUK perform twice tonight at 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. at the Eureka Theatre; $20.
  • Heavy Petty: How about this Tom Petty (& the Heartbreakers) cover band? We hope they have a faux Stevie Nicks (an "honorary Heartbreaker") for when/if they perform "Stop Draggin My Heart Around." Starts at 9:30 p.m. at Grant & Green; free.

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