1) Mezey and Din will be replaced with Gavin's friends.
2) Whoever takes Shahum's seat will drive a Hummer.
3) Rob Anderson will write a cackling post that uses the word "bike nut" at least four times.
4) None of the new appointees will ever be late to a Board meeting, because none of them will be regular Muni riders.

Photo of Newsom on a bike from flickr user SFist. Ha!