A few things here:

1) It's a free ride when you've already paid, etcetera, etcetera, and so forth.

2) Is this fake? We called the number and the voice on the other end responded, "Golden Gate Bridge" - "Sorry, wrong number. We're totally not trying to kill ourselves, BTW!" we responded in panic mode - but the font on the sign above the phone looks a little off. A bit slanted. Then again, the dated CGI trickery in the Boomerific Forest Gump still manages to fool us, so who are we to judge? Still, if it is in fact a Photoshop-related joke, where's the, um, joke?

3) Don't jump. Because we said so. Trust us.