New feature alert, folks!

Ever want to know more about your local library? Or anything about libraries of the world. The art of receiving a masters in library sciences? Or why people use the Main Library bathroom as their own personal, um, spa? Well, send us your bibliotech-y questions. We've got a real-life librarian who will answer your many queries about documentation, fact-finding, library culture, annals, stacks, record-keeping, donations, cruising, Internet usage etiquette at the library, types of TV shows librarians adore, bibliotheca, events, readings, and more.

Send your questions to [email protected] with "Ask a Librarian" in the subject line. OK? OK.

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