-- Steroid report reported. [SFGate]

-- A minor dustup between Steven T. Jones and Paul Hogarth. [SFBG]

-- It ain't easy being cheesy. [Grub Report]

-- With which SF realtor would you not mind having intercourse? Yeah, we have no idea either. [The Front Steps]

-- Luisa's closed. For being dirty. [Eater]

-- Water-taxis! [SF Examiner]