-- Unspeakable (2007): Documentary about the life of Satanic Priest Steven Johnson Leyba, "ordained by Church of Satan founder Anton LaVey, is known in the underground art world as the 'Father of Sexpressionism.'" (Chortle) Screens tonight at 7:45 p.m., 9:05 at the Roxie New College Film Center; $6.

-- The W. Kamau Bell Curve: Local comedian's show, it seems, is "designed to end racism...in about an hour." Praise Jesus. This night o' comedy will showcase celebrity racism. Oh, we're so there. Next to knowing which actor is a quiet homosexual, we loooove knowing which celebrities are total racists! But Bell, who you might have heard on Live 105 as one half of "Siskel & Negro", highlights this night of comedy, starting at 8 p.m. at the Shelton Theater; $20.

-- International Porn Star Nuts Day: Jeers to the dirty title and titillating, hair-free, pro-porn stance. Cheers to punk/rock performances by Lovesongs, La Plebe, Boom Boom Kid, and Manville. Starts at 9 p.m. at the Eagle Tavern; $6.