Last night in the city of Richmond, a 22-year-old man was shot over 12 times. And? He is expected to live.

According to the Chronicle (via the formidable service that is Bay City News), responding police officers found the victim "had been shot more than a dozen times in the upper torso and extremities with a large-caliber firearm." Initially listed in critical condition, he has since come out of surgery and is expected to survive.

"A nurse with 40 years of experience in emergency care said it was the most amazing thing she'd seen," said Richmond Police Lieutenant Mark Gagan. Wow, it's all so very 50 Cent. Anyway, we wish you a speedy recovery, man of steel.