This morning at around 11:30 a.m., two people were seen standing on top of a single-engine A35 plane that crashed into SF Bay.

The plane went down near (and, thankfully, not into) the San Mateo-Hayward Bridge. As of now the extent of the victims' injuries are unknown, but seeing as how they managed to climb atop the wreckage, we're going to say that they're fine, or at least very, very tough. (Will update with their conditions when we know more.)

CBS 5 says that, "according to the FAA, the Beechcraft plane is registered to Joe Fagan out of Show Low, Ariz." And we can only assume that he was coming up here to either protest the war, or boast his way boss Jacko moves.