-- 8.8-foot-long Smart Fortwo cars in SF. Squash. [Chron]

-- No surprise: Gap Inc. sales suck. (Hint: Burn all billboards promoting horizontal pastels.) [Examiner]

-- Hayward murder-suicide.[Chron]

-- Barry Bonds bash. [Examiner]

-- Wall Street went up and down a lot today, or something. [Chron]

-- Hey! If it ain't the ol' pro-Blue Angels switcheroo. [BeyondChron]

-- Devaughndre Broussard asked to take the fall? [ABC 7, Oakland Tribune]

-- RIAA brings their silly war on music and video piracy into Cal dorms and classrooms. Chortle. [KRON 4]

-- Trouble with tidal power. [SFBG]

-- Peru earthquake-Bay Area earthquake paralleling. (Oh, and are you prepared?) [SJ Merc]