The spectrum of coke rage runs wide. It can go from harmless rolling of the eyes and a sigh to unnecessary shouting to Lindsay Lohan. For some, it goes much further.

Take, for example, tenacious Juanita Marie Jones, 53, of Rochelle, GA. After receiving fake cocaine -- and, oh Jesus, the frenzy of mixed emotions one feels after buying bunk junk -- she went to the police in an effort to get her money back.

It seems that she wanted Wilcox County officers to arrest the independent retailers who sold her the stuff. Naturally, Jones was the one who got arrested on the spot...after inviting police officers over to her pad to inspect the counterfeit party favor.

Better luck next time, Juanita.