Or "Barry Bonds Is Home Run King*" -- depending on your opinion of him. And he breaks the record during the fifth inning, "hitting a 3-2 pitch from Washington's Mike Bacsik." Wee.

Congrats, Barry, on #756. In your honor, we present to you this sad little fireworks image! You deserve it. Yay, you!

Read Chon's coverage here, Examiner's here, ABC 7's here, CBS 5's here, KRON 4's here, FOX 2's here, Oakland Tribune's here, and NBC 11's here.

More to come.