Despite having left the Board of Soups back in January, Ms. Ma's official SFGov webpage lingers on, like your one friend from back home who kept hanging out at the high school after graduating. But you'd never guess, from looking at it, that's she's moved on; it's the first hit when you Google "Fiona Ma," and it even says that she's still serving on her old boards and commissions. A vague "term ends 2007" is the only clue.

Sadly, many of the links on the page are broken, so her ancestral internet-home has apparently not been very well kept-up since her departure. But as so many District 4 supervisors have discovered, maintaining a property is nearly impossible when you don't actually live there.