Here's your evening Tapioca Ed update:

--Do you live in District 4? Do you want to be a plaintiff in a lawsuit to get Ed Jew out of office? Prerequisites for this job include: running water, garbage pickup service, a cable bill.

--There's two pro-Ed Jew rallies scheduled tomorrow, at the same time (11 a.m.) -- one in Chinatown, and one at City Hall (in SF, not Burlingame). Can someone please go and send us pictures?

--The Chron has a copy (.pdf, 48 pages) of the affidavit the DA's office filed about why they don't think Ed Jew lives in San Francisco. Also, Ed Jew is an Aries. His Guardian horoscope says (no joke): "the best solution is surrendering."

--The only non-partisan person they could find who didn't want Ed Jew to resign? Lives in Burlingame too.

--Someone had an "ED JEW -- TIME TO RESIGN" poster at Thursday's City Operations and Neighborhood Services meeting. We like Sweet Melissa's signs better!