We are at the Castro Shopper for coming up with a funnier caption than we could regarding this Saturday's Castro Sidewalk Sale. "Imagine! Finding something cheap on the sidewalk in the Castro!" they exclaim. Zing!

The neighborhood being what it is, some folks fondly recall their cut-rate pr0n purchases at sidewalk sales of years past. "At the last sidewalk sale I found buggy whips, shoe buttonhooks and locks for dial telephones," one commenter reports. Buggy whips? Buttonhooks? Va va va voom! Now, if only we could figure out an intimate application for telephone locks.

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