What Beck wants to do is start up a campaign where his radio listeners and TV audience (all five of them) will send in their paperplastic bags and he'll then he'll get a collection together and mail it to Gavin. Because we're going to need paperplastic bags. Get it! Get it!

We actually think it's a great idea because it'll help us recycle them. See, it works like this: we send them to him, he sends it back to us, then we send them back to him, and then he sends it back to us and so on and so on. Maybe if we do this, we wouldn't even have to do a ban.

Or we could just send him paper bags full of dog sh--. Either way, we're easy