This would be your weekly reminder for you to ask us Questions that you desire us to Answer.

'Cause that's what we do, here at SFist Answers.

So, hey; what would you have us answer? We are your purely awesome Bay Area oracle of the internets, y'all.

As all-encompassing as Dr. John York's ignorance... As omni-present as that one tie of Gavin's... As multi-functional as your winter sweatpants... Whatever you've got, can answer.

The first new column of SFist Answers was a success. Let's keep this stagecoach rolling by doing your part:

Sling your Questions to us!

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Would you like to know what not to do?

Hey, we can answer that! We have a website and everything! Ask us!

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In a world with precious few answers, o gentle SFist reader, we got some.

And we share.