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Queer 1: "What happened to all that lube you just had?"
Queer 2: "I drank it."
-- At a party in the Castro
School child: "We're going to DIE! Yay!"
-- From Rita
Guest 1: "There's something wrong with these cucumbers."
Host: "They're zucchini."
-- At a party in the Mission
Woman: "Pants from Land's End are so old-people -- the waist is so high, they might as well come with a fanny pack."
-- At Twin PeaksThe scene: A very crowded J Church, speeding through the tunnel, filled with excited children on a field trip. Car suddenly slams on the brakes. Sounds of screaming children and startled noises from adults.
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