So, hey; what would you have us answer? We are your grenadine-swilling Bay Area oracle of the internets, y'all.

As all-encompassing as Dr. John York's ignorance... As omni-present as that one tie of Gavin's... As multi-functional as your winter sweatpants... Whatever you've got, can answer.

The first new column of SFist Answers will burst forth onto SFist this Wednesday full-grown, like Athena from Zeus' noggin.

So let fly!

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Would you like to know what not to do?

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In a world with precious few answers, o gentle SFist reader, we will have some for you.

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