The final volume to this terrible collection will no doubt fill the reader with terror, pity and sorrow once they learn the final fates of the unlucky Baudelaire orphans. Worse - there will be no subsequent volumes detailing anything like a happy ending!

Should you wish to join other adherents of this grim and melancholy saga in listening to the doleful reading of the no-doubt-depressing book, buy a $16 ticket to the Lemony Snicket event "For Crying Out Loud" at Books Inc..

We are sorry to report the dreadful details of this dreary gathering below:

Saturday October 28th
2:00p.m. Capuchino High School Auditorium
1501 Magnolia Ave.
San Bruno, CA 94066
Admission includes 1 copy of

You may see SFist there. We will be the ones clutching a scented handkerchief and weeping piteously.

Image of the Lemony Ticket to "Crying Out Loud" courtesy of Books Inc. SFist Lisa, contributing.

The END