So what does this have to do with the price of the Tea at Coffee Tea & Spice on Haight? Turns out one of his clients was rumored to be one Barry Lamar Bonds.

There's no official word that Bonds hired the guy and if he did, what exactly Bonds hired the guy for or whether while working for Barry he did anything illegal. We also have no idea if Barry has anything to be embarrassed about here, although, what else could come out that would be more embarrassing? The dude's mistress just squealed in a book about backne and Barry's steroid induced sexual dysfunctions. We just like the fact that this could possibly make Barry the Kevin Bacon of all of our ongoing scandals. We wonder if news will soon come out that Barry leaked Valerie Plame's name, paid gossip columnists to write good things about him (and if true, we take MasterCard and Visa), or traded signed baseball's for Indian gaming votes.

We can only dream.