The votes are in, and the SFist staff has spoken -- who's the winner of our first ever SFist Caption Contest? Well, wait no longer! It's:

That button is for shine, this button is for frizz control, and the red one is for a super firm hold. Just stick your head under the hood and voila! But don't touch the yellow switch. That sucks up trash.

Congratulations, commenter zac! We'll be getting in touch with you to send over your prize. And congratulations (but alas, no prizes) to our second-place entry, "Mr. Mayor, your hands... they're so, silky soft," by commenter scott.

Thanks to all for entering! We'll run another contest as soon as we find another excellent picture.