It's not just Kimberly Guilfoyle's male model making the news today -- today's installment of This Week In Police Brutality features a piece about two models and their sister, who were allegedly beaten up by two SFPD officers, one of whom had a record of injuring 31 people in 9 years, outside Polly Esther's in 1999. (We know, we know, wasn't going to (the now-closed) Polly Esther's beating enough? But we digress.)

Why did the city settle this lawsuit for $175,000? What made these folks different from the 30-year-old consultant who was not urinating outside the Great American, the man minding his own business in the 'loin, or the woman double-parked outside J-town? Well, as a city attorney says in the article, "These were good-looking, middle-class folk, articulate. Two of them were models." Well, of course! There's justice for attractive people, and there's justice for the rest of us!

And, of course, this is all contingent on the attractive folks in that picture actually being the people the Chron claims they are too. We look forward to tomorrow's press conference, with two unattractive guys coming forward and being like, "Actually, we're the guys who got beaten up at Polly Esther's."