Wait, what's that you say? There's lots of political bickering in San Francisco? Well blow us down! We'd never have guessed. As usual, this year's local ballot features some posturing, some confusing language, and some claims that aren't NECESSARILY lies, per se, depending on how you squint at things. You don't want to get involved in all that, do you? Feh! Here's what it boils down to for SF's three major voting blocs:
Pure-hearted Idealists: Yes to issuing more bonds, and giving the Supes more power, and rainbows.
Stingy Realists: No to unrestrained spending, and counterproductive oversight, and silliness.
Your Mom: Come in out of the cold right this minute young lady and put on your raincoat. I don't care that it itches; it's damp and windy out there and I didn't raise you just to catch pneumonia every time there's a drizzle. What would the neighbors say if they saw you cavorting around out there in the rain like a sea lion?

After the jump: slightly more relevance, hopefully.