Err, no. This is San Francisco after all. During a vote on whether or not to accept it, possible soon-to-be City Assessor Geraldo Sandoval kicked it out to the Rules Committee because, we guess, he wanted to make sure it wasn't against the rules for people to donate money to the city. Because we just can't let rich celebrities give money to a pretty much broke city because where will it end? Danielle Steele giving money for parking garages? The Gettys helping their son's best friend become Mayor? Said Sandoval: "Gee, I wish everyone was in that position. How about an extra $80,000 to fix a median in the Bayview?" Which is true in a cosmic injustice sort of way, but dude-- free money! Speculation also has it that Sandoval is miffed at Williams because Williams lobbied the supervisors last year for that biking grand prix, the one that costs the city a whole bunch of money and brings in a whole bunch of tourists. And don't even get him started on .

Hmm, we're wondering if Williams shows up for the hearing today, whether he'll do his gay man voice. We love that one! It's so funny.

Patch Adams