SFist Jackson can't even believe we're giving away a bunch of passes to , which he saw in a press screening months ago and has been wanting to write about ever since. But despite what you might think, we're professional enough to honor the filmmaker's request that we not publish our review of the film until it gets released - which might be never, since the film is basically a bunch of comedians telling and retelling "the dirtiest joke ever told."

Wanna go to a super-secret SF location on the evening of Tuesday July 12 (location and specific time disclosed only to the contest winners) and see what Jackson's been dying to share with y'all? Then enter below by Monday afternoon to win a pass for you and a pal for the unspeakably obscene Aristrocrats. Don't enter if you write for an "-ist", and good luck!

The Aristrocrats