SF News Oakland's Lake Merritt: Less Urine-y, Still Plagued By Fowl Defecation Problem Over in Oakland the often-smelly Lake Merritt has been experiencing a renaissance thanks to $47 million worth of improvements over the past 10 years. Last week, Oakland Mayor Jean Quan opened up another
SF News Deplorable Teen Busted for Fowl Concord Murders In the sleepy far east suburb of Concord, California a 17-year-old boy has been arrested for the serial murder of at least two dozen migratory waterfowl. In five separate incidents over the past
SF News Some Terrible Person is Shooting Ducks With a Blow Gun in Santa Clara In the latest aggressive attack on Bay Area waterfowl, someone in Santa Clara is attacking innocent ducks with a blowgun. Property managers at an apartment complex where the ducks like to hang out
Arts & Entertainment Baby Swan Graces Palace Lagoon From the Palace of Fine Arts this morning comes word of a new addition to the lagoon's swan family. According to the Examiner, Blanche and her fertile mate Blue Boy hatched a downy
