Arts & Entertainment 49ers Sign 'Adonis' With No Football Experience Niners coach Jim Harbaugh clearly reads SFist and respects our discerning opinions. So much so that now the 49ers have signed a man with no football experience but who is, according to Harbaugh,
Arts & Entertainment 49ers Season Tickets Sold Out Season tickets for the Niners' final season at Candlestick have, alas, sold out. But fret not, football fans, for single tickets will be available later this month. These tickets will go on sale
SF News 49ers Release David Akers to Fend for Himself In The Wild Much-maligned kicker David Akers has been released from the Niners' roster after the worst season of his career. In news that is only surprising inasmuch as it comes later than expected, Akers has
SF News Photo: Ed Lee, Jed York Check Out New Niners Stadium San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee, Santa Clara San Jose Mayor Chuck Reed, Niners owner Jed York, and Daniel Lurie (sans hardhat) of the Super Bowl bid committee have a look at the new
SF News It's Official: 49ers Trade Alex Smith to Kansas City Chiefs We reported it two days ago as a nearly done deal, but the trade is going through: long-suffering 49ers quarterback Alex Smith is to be traded to the Kansas City Chiefs. Alex Smith,
SF News The Lights Went Out On Jed York Again Last Night Around 7 p.m. Wednesday evening, the power went out along the Embarcadero at the foot of Market Street. Officially only 35 PG&E customers were without power, but those 35 customers
Arts & Entertainment S.F. City Librarian, Super Bowl Bet Loser, Reads 'The Raven' While Wearing Ravens Jersey Sporting a Ravens' jersey and siting in a rocking chair at the San Francisco Public Library, city librarian Luis Herrera makes good on a bet he made with Pratt Library CEO Carla Hayden
Arts & Entertainment Meanwhile, In The Locker Room: 49ers Say Goodbye Colin Kaepernick, right, hugs defensive tackle Ricky Jean Francois while cleaning out their lockers at the team's NFL football training facility in Santa Clara. The 49ers, if you recall, lost to the Ravens
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: 5 Yards From The Lombardi Trophy By Daisy Barringer Five yards. "One for each Super Bowl," I said to my friend. Five yards and three chances to go up 36-34 over the Ravens and win Super Bowl XLVII. And
SF News Baltimore Has It Better Than Us: 49ers Fall To Ravens 34-31 Who's got it better than us? For the first time in history, the city of Baltimore has it better than San Francisco. Teams fielded by two crab-infested bayside towns battled it out for
Arts & Entertainment Meanwhile, At The Gold Dust Lounge... A 49er fan at the nearly rips her hair out while watching the third quarter of Super Bowl XLVII at the Gold Dust lounge in Fisherman's Wharf.
Arts & Entertainment These Cats (And One Dog) Are All Rooting For The Niners You know what can really turn a mood around? Adorable animals. These cats (and one dog named Billy Joel) are all hoping Kaepernick and co. can pull off something big in the second
SF News Live-Blogging Super Bowl XVLII: For America Here we go, football fans. It's less than 30 minutes until kickoff in the Superdome, where as you know the San Francisco 49ers are ready to take on the Baltimore Ravens in the
Arts & Entertainment What Time Does The Super Bowl Liveblog Start? Forgive us for buying into such a schlocky headline, but its Super Bowl Sunday, everybody! Kickoff is at 3:30 p.m. PT/6:30 p.m. ET, at which point we will
Arts & Entertainment Meanwhile, In New Orleans: Fabulous Hats! Football fans Rion Loisel and Uland Price of Louisiana pose with Mark Castanon of San Jose, wearing their custom-made and completely fabulous Super Bowl ring hats earlier today along the Riverwalk in New
SF News 49ers Preview: SUPER BOWL By Daisy Barringer It's been an emotional two weeks. A lot of crying. Like, a lot of crying. I cried watching 49ers’ videos. I cried reading 49ers’ stories. I cried just thinking about
Arts & Entertainment Trio Of 49ers Visit Strip Club Before Sunday's Big Game Frank Gore, Michael Crabtree and Patrick Willis relieved some stress by hitting up a New Orleans strip club on Thursday night. Questionably billed as "one of the best strip clubs" on Bourbon Street,
SF News Video: Snarky TV Reporter Accuses Drunk 49ers Fan Of Having STD Aww, poor thing. While reporting from the French Quarter in New Orleans for the Super Bowl, WKMG reporter Jessica Sanchez's news-lite segment was interrupted by a drunk 49ers fan. The reporter then turns
Arts & Entertainment 49ers Super Bowl Song Some Kind Of Hit Twerkng, the funky chicken, Alex Smith, Kaepernicking -- this song has it all. Or not. The most requested song on San Francisco's 99.7-FM KMVQ (NOW!) is the station's very own ditty dedicated
SF News They're Going To The Super Bowl! Scammed Couple Gets Free Tickets From Ticketmaster That Hayward, California couple's embarrassing decision to wire $5,900 to some joker in Boca Raton actually paid off in the end. After the story broke yesterday, Ticketmaster CEO Nathan Hubbard called Sharon
SF News Map: Most Of America Likes The Niners, Says Facebook Data At the end of football season, Facebook actually did something semi-useful with all that data they've been collecting on you and mapped out NFL team allegiances by county. With about 35 million facebook
Arts & Entertainment Meanwhile, On Colin Kaepernick's Chin... Presented without comment, that thing on Colin Kaepernick's chin.
SF News Super Bowl Troll Sends 'GOO RAVENS!!! LOL' Note Instead Of $5,900 Tickets [Updated] A couple from Hayward, California hoping to see their San Francisco 49ers take on the Baltimore Ravens in New Orleans on Sunday fell victim to a nefarious hoax this week after wiring nearly
SF News Michael Crabtree Won't Face Sexual Assault Charges 'At This Time' After an investigation by the San Francisco Police Department's special victims unit, District Attorney Gascón has determined 49ers wide receiver Michael Crabtree, who helped lead the Niners to victory in the NFC Championship
Arts & Entertainment Video: Jim Harbaugh Playing Screech's Cousin On 'Saved By The Bell' We get that many of you have already seen this gem. And good on you. But many of you have not, so we present to you 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh in a 1996
