Bar Tartine's sandwich shop opens August 1st, and it may or may not be overrated already. Depending on your thoughts on Bar Tartine. [GrubSF] Another weekend, another N-Judah and J-Church shutdown near Duboce

The Rich Kids of Instagram is one of those things you will hate very much, but you will continue to look at anyway. [via: Gizmodo] Two houses in Berkeley are for sale for

On the cover of the Weekly today: the collapse of the Vanguard Public Foundation — which was supposed to fund radical grassroots organizations, but turned out to be a big ol' ponzi scheme. [SFWeekly]

Yet another piece about how "the honeymoon is over" for Ed Lee, but this one compares the Mayor to Stalin and Vlad the Impaler at the end. [Chron] Deplorable teen pushes a 59-year-old

No one at SFMOMA knows what Cindy Sherman looks like, apparently. Her latest exhibition adorns the museum wall. [SFWire] Speaking of Cindy Sherman, a This American Life piece about the artist should be

In the best headline you'll read today, the Chronicle discovers that "16th Street BART smells like urinal". [Chron] Another reason why climate change will kill us all. [EBX] Willie Brown knows where to

San Francisco is getting malled! (Get it? It's turning in to a mall.) Anyway, that's the Guardian's front page news today. Discuss. [SFBG] Speaking of which, we have updates on the Hayes Valley

Mayor Lee says one thing, does another on the city's solar program. None of this was on his Pinterest page, sadly. [SFEx] Celebrity spotting! Mark Ruffalo kicking it with a million ladies at

Chronicle columnist Carl Nolte decides Los Angeles is not so bad, just "different, interesting." [Chron] Authorities waited 22 minutes to clear Mayor Lee out of City Hall during a bomb threat last month,

Celebrity Sighting! After getting fired from the Today show, Ann Curry zipped over to San Francisco to have dinner at Ame. No word yet on what she drank to ease the pain. [GrubSF]

What is to become of shuttered landmarks like the Gold Dust, Fior D'Italia and Sam Wo. [Chron] Local inmates think Eliana Lopez's bruise is not even worthy of the misdemeanor. [SFWeekly] The Guardian

The Sunset location of Patxi's Pizza will deliver to your picnic blanket anywhere in Golden Gate Park. Jasper the hedgehog gives the S.F. Zoo's new professor-in-residence a warm San Francisco welcome. (He

The Gavin Newsom Show is "raising the bar for political TV," says Fast Company. [FC] A fleet of goats has been dispatched to protect the Bay Area's biggest airport. [SFEx] Exploring Hayes Valley's

Meet the San Francisco woman who farts for a living. [Jezebel] While we're at it, you should also meet the Richmond District beer maiden who is vying to become the next Miss California

If you don't pick up your wine glass by the stem, you are a filthy person who deserves admonishment, implies Michael Bauer. [InsideScoop] All-door boarding on Muni begins Sunday, but you've probably been

Ryan Vogelsong's 2-0 win against L.A. in AT&T Park last night puts the Giants one game back on the Dodgers. Tim Lincecum will take the mound this afternoon, looking to

In Oakland, the Giants took the A's 9-8 on Saturday, but lost 4-2 on a walk-off homerun from Derek Norris on Sunday. [CBS5] [MLB] Friendshake is Facebook's new feature for friending nearby people,

Foie gras protesters reveal location of "secret" foie dinner. More importantly: Sonoma Artisan Foie Gras has exhausted its supply. The foie-pocalypse is upon us. [KTVU] There may be hope for ending the foie

After the U.S. Open, Chronicle columnist Leah Garchik talks about the pornography of golf. Also: Golfer fashion faux-pas. [Garchik] The next trend in cocktails? A spritzing of perfumes and essential oils. A

Taser-wielding bandit on the loose in the Outer Sunset! [BCN/Appeal] Some of the Mission's oldest residents are being overlooked! We're talking about trees here. [MissionLocal] This tagger on Muni made you a

Michael Bauer explains the economics of a $14 salad. [InsideScoop] Some Mission Street businesses are having a hard time holding on to their leases. [MissionLocal] Meanwhile, Mission Chinese Food/Lung Shang serves as

Willie Brown took the stage last week to crack wise while honoring Vertigo actress Kim Novak and stealing the mic from Gov. Jerry Brown. [Garchik] Take a look at what's to come for

SPFD details stepped-up policing strategy for Dolores Park [UptownAlmanac] More on that gay sports bar that will take the place of Lime: It's now called Hi Tops and the owners hope to attract

Supervisor David Campos discusses the Mission's liquor license moratorium. Meanwhile, other Missionites react. [MissionLocal] [Mission Mission] U.S. Open fans are swarming usually tourist-free neighborhoods. [SFEx] Development watch: more urban waterfront dreaming in