Jerry Brown's political reboot. (Does not include "shit happens," apparently.) [The Atlantic] Chilling out with some weed can help cure PTSD, a study shows. [East Bay Express] Thing that exists: a $125 dive

Driver killed in freak accident on Interstate 580. A metal pipe crashed through his windshield and hit him in the jaw. [Chron] Cuddling stalker embraces guilt. [SFEx] "If you see graffiti in progress.

Inside Urban Putt. [Mission Mission] Plague of bankruptcy took down Stockton. [CIR] John McAfee's compound in Belize burned to the ground and John McAfee doesn't seem too concerned about it. [Previously] [Telegraph] Koji

Shuttered Bernal Heights Produce store to re-open in the most Bernalian way possible. [Bernalwood] Welcome to Google Island. [Wired] Inside Smuggler's Cove's secret Rumbustion Society. [Hayeswire] Five-year-old girl killed in rollover crash near

Meet Tom "Red" McGarvey, the man with the waterfront Java House. [Chron] A thing about those cocktails you'll be drinking on Lolinda's roof. [Serious Eats] KQED dines at Seaglass, the new eatery over

The Warriors lost game 6 to the Spurs, and so ends many people's current interest in the Warriors. [ESPN] Except for Glenn Dickey, the team's latest opponent to claim the new arena would

Forbes Island is already set to reopen after catching on fire last week. [InsideScoop] Local kids ditch school, break into someone's home instead. [SFEx] Proving the cartoon stereotype: Local mailmen and women are

Killer frog found in Golden Gate Park. Don't worry, it won't bit your head off, but it will infect other amphibians with a nasty fungus. [BCN/Appeal] The Phono Del Sol festival returns

A man was arrested at the Westin St. Francis Hotel after he swiped a key card from a cleaning cart and cleared out a room's mini-bar. [SFEx] After 21 years in the business,

America's Cup AC72 boats are built for speed, tricky to maneuver. [Chronicle] The Larry Ellison/America's Cup documentary The Wind Gods is a family affair. [WSJ] Mark Bittman eats breakfast surrounded by women

The way outdated Fluid Ultralounge in SoMa will become a trendy cocktail space called Novela, complete with old books, deco styling and subtle Twin Peaks references. (Rumor has it that gum you like

Literary magazine N+1 seeks out everything you could desire in San Francisco, in a great long-reader that veers from Google shuttles to a Kink shoot at Showdown to relationship advice from East

Construction porn: a first look at the progress behind the fences at the Transbay Transit Center. [CurbedSF] California Supreme Court says local municipalities are free to ban medical marijuana dispensaries. [SFEx] Murderous Orca

Parking drama in San Francisco. [SFGate] On Saturday, Elzhi headlined Berkeley's 17th Hip Hop in the Park. [Berkeleyside] Oakland braces for cuts in federal funding for food, housing. [Oakland Local] Last night's Rolling

Larry Ellison's latest ego stroke: screening a documentary about himself. [Valleywag] Apple losing market share among muggers too. [Chronicle] Humphry Slocombe coming to the pinnacle of foodie-ness: the Ferry Building. [Inside Scoop] "Funky,

Get an HIV or STD test, get free coupons to Castro businesses. [SFEx] Giants pull out a sweep against the Diamondbacks. Hilarious .gif hijinks ensue. [McCovey Chron] Mission Chinese Food expanding beyond S.

Apple patents thing that tells you whether you should call or text your friends. Neat. [TNW] Insecurity theater: In this post-Boston Marathon world, it's a real pain in the ass to get into

In case you were wondering what Jason Collins' aunt, S.F. Judge Teri Jackson, thought about her nephews big Sports Illustrated coming out party: now you know. [BCN/Appeal] From "All-night roof parties"

Fancy car owners get all revved up on Nob Hill. [Chron] Here is a very detailed description of a Civic Center iPhone sting operation. [HuffPo] Four men had to be rescued after an

Google Billionaire Eric Schmidt is creating a scary new machine-worship cult. [TheAwl] How to join the Golden State Warriors bandwagon. Might as well, since we'll have them in town in a couple years.

A four-year-old reviews Mission Chinese Food with his face. [BoldItalic] Six romantic date spots that won't decimate your paycheck. [GrubSF] Is Twitter, like the Wall Street banks, too big to fail? [Chron] Was

12 bars that made San Francisco gay, in chronological order. [Out.com] Gay NFL prospect is a potential pioneer. (Also a damn good kicker.) [NYT] Sports! Golden State Warriors panned the Nuggets 131-117

The Grove on Chestnut Street in the Marina is closing, New York Times blames it on the tech crowd. [NYT] From the people who brought you such (fake) bars as Reclaimed Wood + Subway

San Francisco declares 2013 "The Year of the Child" even though there are, like, four of them here. [Chron] Delightful artist Wendy MacNaughton illustrates the Petaluma See Bank. [ModernFarmer] "If I'm a 'gentrifier'