morning links

* Here's a cool 3D printed topographical map of the SF Bay. [3D Print.com] * Here are some SF attractions you can enjoy on Christmas Day. [SF Weekly] * A nice video report

* Is SFFD chief Joanne Hayes-White the target of misogynists who are mad that she disciplined staffers for misconduct? [SF Chronicle] * GIF the Halls in action. [DocPop] * Though its building was recently sold,

* Apple CEO Tim Cook has made a "substantial" donation to help fund gay rights fight in some Southern states. [Associated Press/ABC] * Waterbar’s Gingerbread AT&T Park is adorable.

* After your iPhone gets stolen, here's where it might end up. [Wired] * In Style, a kind of amazing women's clothing store that's been on Ocean Avenue for

* After two years with no turnover in the ways you can hide your zits or whatever, [Instagram]'s announced five new filters: Slumber, Crema, Ludwig, Aden, Perpetua, Sleepy, and Doc (last two

* One time District Attorney of SF Terence Hallinan has been suspended from practicing law. [SF Chronicle] * The copious and pricey travel of Metropolitan Transportation Commission executive director Steve Heminger to a variety of

* Michael Brown's dad spoke in San Francisco this weekend. [KRON4] * Google's 3D street view can't handle SF, NY. [Google Earth Blog] * Starbucks tries to take down fancy-

* There have been a lot of mudslides in Oakland this week. [KRON4] * Star Wars: The Force Awakens "baseball cards" details the names of the new Star Wars characters. That ball droid

* SF is where "indie classical" folks will convene for the first ever New Music Gathering this January. [New York Times] * Get ready for your hot-selfie-taking-Russian-girl Instagram follower

* SF's trying to keep Telegraph Hill from falling apart. [ABC7] * A man who'd been on San Quentin's death row since 1996 has died. [KRON4] * Jesse Jackson'

* The story of Palo Alto’s last remaining trailer park is pretty fascinating. [The Awl] * How people in SF commute (at least, as of 2013). [Socketsite] * Sidecar allegedly plasters stickers all over SF,

* The Port of San Francisco might get in the ore biz. [SF Examiner] * For the first time in 15 years, SF departments don't face budget cuts. [SF Chronicle] * Mayor Lee apparently

* Uber's now valued at $40 billion, "making it one of the world’s most valuable startups." [SF Chronicle] * It would apparently cost billions of dollars to fix SF so

* USF is taking a wait-and-see attitude on Bill Cosby. [Petrelis] * The board of the San Francisco Employees’ Retirement System can't decide if they want to get into hedge funds.

* Forget Dreamforce: The International Cannabis Business Conference is coming to SF. [The Weed Blog] * Everyone's trying to get these SF butterflies to hook up. [SF Chronicle] * Distressed surfer rescued from waters

* [KCBS] anchor sees man riding bike on Market Street sidewalk, freaks out and pens an op-ed about it. * The SF Art Institute wants to move into Fort Mason. [SF Chronicle] * Ed Lee

* The SFUSD doesn't have enough refrigerators to handle all its school lunches, and the rats have caught on. [SF Examiner] * Inside Mr Bling Bling. [SF Chronicle] * Former Googler talks a lot

* The defense rests in SF's The Shieldesque police corruption case. [SF Chronicle] * The SF teachers' union has reached a tentative contract with the SFUSD. [KCBS] * DA Gascon wants stores to

* SF's water taxi company keeps on growing. [NBC Bay Area] * If you go to a movie at the Metreon on Friday, you just might see the new Star Wars trailer. All

* Sean Parker explains that he doesn't give a shit about a lot of the political issues to which he donates, because he sees elections as a "laboratory for learning"

* Though we all think of students at UC Berkeley as politically minded sorts, very few of them voted (at least locally) in the midterm election. [CBS5] * Man who heckled Obama in SF implies

* "There may simply not be a solution to San Francisco's affordable-housing crisis," [Citylab} says. * Speaking of, SF is America's least-affordable home buying market. [SF Examiner]

* The company that wants to dig up dirt on journalists reportedly now wants to manage your student loan debt. [Valleywag] * Twitter has a new search option that lets you find any tweet ever.

* Susie Cagle's illustrations tell the story of how, in her words, "San Francisco sold a majority stake to tech." [Aljazeera] * [KQED] wants Pope Francis to come to SF, even

* SF Zoo workers had been asking management for another staffer to help them monitor the door that ended up killing young gorilla. [SF Examiner] * Protesters gathered in the Mission Saturday to demand justice