Richmond District bank robbed at knifepoint. [KRON4] Mark Pincus returns to Zynga (which still exists!) as CEO. [Associated Press] Annette Bening will be getting an honorary degree from SF State this May. [SF

SF man toting almost two pounds of pot is busted on community college campus. [KRON4] Worrying affordable housing advocates, the SF Conservatory of Music has snapped up a large rent-controlled building on Van

It's raining, so you know what that means: flooding in San Francisco. [KRON4] Police chase carjacking suspects from Oakland to Market and Gough. [Oakland Tribune] SFPD Chief Greg Suhr defends drug-sales sweep in

ICYMI this weekend: Lon Simmons has died, a 'mummified' body was found in an SF hoarder's home, how Harvey Milk changed this guy's life, SFPD arrests suspects in the shocking beating of a

The SFMTA is spending $117,870 to install 28 BikeLink electronic lockers in four of their parking garages. [SF Examiner] One of the anchor rods on the Bay Bridge might have already snapped.

Why startups are ditching Silicon Valley for San Francisco. [SF Business Times] A pilot was killed when his ultra-light aircraft crashed near the Petaluma Municipal Airport. [CBS5] Fastrak fuckup leads to thousands in

"Are San Francisco Housing Prices Foreshadowing The Next Global Financial Downturn?" asks [Seeking Alpha]. That self-driving car that left SF the weekend-before-last has made it to New York. [Associated Press] A 19-year-old SF

The SFFD has refused to toughen its alcohol testing rules. [SF Chronicle] Two separate planes leave SFO, have to flip it back around after in-flight troubles. [KRON4] Tech reporters blew the Meerkat story

A squirrel knocked out power to 5000 Santa Clara residents Tuesday night. [KRON4] Ron Conway and Sean Parker are launching a "tech-powered think tank". First up: those pesky redwood forests! [SF Business Times]

Willie Brown reminds you that he doesn't like places without tablecloths (Subway obviously excepted). [Inside Scoop] What Muni can learn from "elitist" private bus services like Leap. [Wired] It's apparently hard to get

ICYMI this weekend: Blondie's Bar might be in trouble, self-driving Benz returns to SF, Hapa Ramen's Richie Nakano was fired from the restaurant he founded, KGO's satellite truck went all out, SFPD's crime

An earpiece/mic combo is being used to detect SF's leaky pipes. [SF Chronicle] Watch the Dolphin Club take a dip in the Bay. Yes, there are Speedos. [KQED] Prepare for traffic snarls

The San Jose Police Department's computer system couldn't handle the demands put on it when an officer was shot and killed. Which makes you wonder how the 11-year-old system, nestled in the heart

Nan Tucker McEvoy, the last member of The [SF Chronicle]’s founding family, has died at age 95. She was a real character and a lot of fun. D11 Supe John Avalos talks

Bernal Heights resident finds a replica grenade while gardening. [KRON4] [The Awl] takes on SF's private bus service boom. Twitter launches Periscope, its livestreaming video app. (We're on it @SFist, of course.) [BuzzFeed]

A eucalyptus falls on Funston. [Richmond SF blog] Here's your primer on the Rincon Hill construction bonanza. [Curbed SF] The Raiders have a better chance than the 49ers of making it into Super

SF General needs 100 more nurses. [SF Business Times] SFO has surprisingly bad cell phone service. [VentureBeat] City Hall tells people concerned about issues with homeless folks to call the police, but the

Weekend ICYMI: A hiker was killed in a cliff collapse at Point Reyes, Twitter's getting sued for allegedly denying promotions to women, we reviewed the Thrillpeddlers Jewels of Paris, a drunk Campbell man

Now you know who to blame for Twitter's popularity. Sorry about that. [The Huffington Post] One world replaces another on 7th Street. [Unquiet Tales] On Saturday, San Francisco Superior Court Judge Harold Kahn

Of the above photo, taken Friday afternoon, SFist reader Robert Gibson writes "They're taking down the Steinway Pianos sign at 649 Mission Street...kind of sad since it's a really cool old fashioned

“If you own or plan to purchase a 18k gold apple watch, you are rich and evil," so give it to me, says artist. [Fusion] South Bay guy makes violent threats to cops

A man accused of killing a newspaper vendor in downtown SF has been acquitted, in what his attorney says was a case of mistaken identity. [Bay City News] No, Guy Fieri will not

Top financial advisers are smelling (read this part in old-timey prospector voice pls) gold in these here hills. [Wall Street Journal] Bruce Bochy says the Giants need to step it up. I'm hoping

Hundreds showed up to be extras in that Steve Jobs movie. [ABC7] "Lyft is beating Uber at carpooling in San Francisco," says Lyft guy. [Inc] How Ellen Pao's case stacks up against Kleiner

Here are your Saturday and Sunday links, if you're looking to catch up ICYMI: The Zebra Killer was found dead in Quentin, here's a video of Marshawn Lynch brawling with a fan in