misc Thumbs Up, SFPD: Bike Theft Story San Franciscans are all too quick to jump down the throats of the fine men and women of the San Francisco Police Department. Because, more or less, it looks cool and sounds like
misc Relevant Facebook Status Update of the Day Via T.N.: "will now always look both ways before crossing the street because you never know when a f*cking giant Genentech commuter bus will run the red light at Market and
misc Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Husbands and Husbands This cinematic gem came to our attention via the hysterical and hysterically funny Billy Eichner. Made by John Hill and Micah Schraft, this short clip shows a young boy figuring out the very
misc Photo du Jour 589 "Hail! San Francisco! What??" by jerhodes. To watch footage of yesterday's terrifying hailstorm, go here.
misc Midday Cowboy Yee hah! Right in front of SFist HQ on Stillman Street in SOMA, we spotted a daredevil who said his name is Troy taking advantage of the weekend emptiness to practice some of
misc Video: Epic Beard Man's Punch-Out for Nintendo We're about a week late on the latest Epic Beard Man meme, but this video is definitely the best of the bunch.
misc Week Around the Ists DCist was down at the courthouse when the very first same-sex couples applied for marriage licenses in the District of Columbia. Gothamist heard more about Governor Paterson's many multiplying problems while dolphins frolicked
misc Thanks to This Week's Advertisers We would like to take a moment to thank this week's advertisers on SFist. Regus Office Solutions, where you can win one year of office space in one of their 27 Bay Area
misc The Baby-ry Coast Seeing so many kids and parents at yesterday's public education rally reminded us of how great it must be growing up in a place like the Bay Area, aside from the whole aforementioned
misc Relevant Facebook Status Update of the Day Via R.S.: Dude with long beard and glasses: On the bus, loudly reciting Plato. Me: "Dude! Can you read to yourself man? Thanks." Dude with long beard and glasses: Whispering Plato on
misc What's Going On Here, Crazy 'Day of Action' Poster? Spotted over at Indybay.org, we have no idea what this poster is trying to tell us -- which is unfortunate since it seems aimed at a far-reaching protest and problem -- but
misc Social City By The Numbers Number of people pictured in today's Miss Bigelow's Social City: 51 Minority count: 1 Who was celebrating what: The social registry's most vulgar at Nicola Bulgari's celebration of the re-located and re-designed Bulgari
misc Just Sayin': <em>SF Weekly</em> Is Looking Dangerously Thin We know it's a shit time for media in general, and we're all chasing after the same few advertising dollars, but the latest issue of SF Weekly, with the glossy purple cover and
misc Dolores Park Renovation Community Meeting Tonight For those of you nutting over where you'll spend your summer afternoons indulging in PBR and salted caramel ice cream while twirling your mustaches, you might want to attend tonight's Dolores Park Community
misc Adoptable Pets Of the Week: Pebble & Crystal Pebble 1-year-old Italian Greyhound mix Sweet little bundle of fragile-puppy joy looking for a home. I've lived with a family before and impressed my parents with my quickness of learning household rules (such
misc Photo du Jour 584 Indian actress and former Miss World Priyanka Chopra & Twitter's Biz Stone at the Twitter office, presumably after a heated game of Tempest.
misc Meanwhile, In Berkeley... Squirrel at Cesar Chavez Park at the marina in Berkeley, photographed by pbo31.
misc Week Around the Ists Torontoist introduced the internet to a video of a pigeon riding the subway, just like a human! The internet took it from there. Chicagoist looked at the case of a student suspended from