lunchtime links

* [Mission Mission] makes a point of calling out Mathieu Verbeeck and Catherine Crevels, San Francsico's well-reported-on "tech couple and evictors of Mission mother and daughter." * At a

* [Huffington Post] contrib pens an "An Open Letter To The Tech Industry" * An Oakland city councilwoman allegedly broke state and city ethics rules by interfering with the approval process for a

* A Civil Grand jury in SF is not thrilled about our auto burglary spike. [Grand Jury] [KRON 4] [ABC 7] * Twitter launched something called “Engage,”, and is now allowing 140-second video uploads.

* "5 Off-Season Needs" that [CBS 5] says the Warriors "Must Address." * Founding member of Santana Marcus “The Magnificent” Malone is in life-threatening condition following unspecified “freak accident”

* Nice story of a phone lost and found. [Fog City Notes] * Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer reportedly reneged on a secret deal with an activist investor to cut costs. [Wall Street Journal] * What'

* Ed Lee's office appoints Theresa Sparks as SF's "senior adviser on transgender issues." [Associated Press] * Seven-floor development proposed for 16th and Florida Streets is expected to

* Some upstanding citizen just defaced the Old Mint for the umpteenth time. [SF Gate] * Sacramento law enforcement officials are offering a reward for information leading to the capture of a serial killer they

* Allegedly prolific Union Square robber nabbed. [KRON 4] [SF Chronicle] * SF-based Zenefits is laying off 106 workers, ditching its AZ sales office, "and offering a separation agreement to staffers who can&

* I desperately want this pin. [Mission Mission] * There are now more homes listed for sale in the city (940) than at any time since late 2011. [SocketSite] * Man shot in the face during

* A 59-year-old man was stabbed and robbed in the Tenderloin yesterday. [KRON 4] * To hold its own against digital assistants from Google, Microsoft and Amazon, Siri needs an IQ boost. [CNet]

* [SF Chronicle] reviewer excoriates local theatrical production for sexism, misogyny. * Google says that eventually, they will wirelessly beam high speed internet into homes. [Wall Street Journal] * California's "Right to Die&

Election results roundup! Here we go! * Here are results from Alameda County, Contra Costa County, San Mateo County , Santa Clara County, Solano County Marin County, Napa County, and Sonoma County. [KRON 4] * SF

* 24-year-old Santa Rosa man was arrested for his second CA DUI, and also has conviction in Indiana. [KRON 4] * The FBI reeeeally wants to know what you're browsing. [CNet]

* A 13-month closure of the Third Street bridge could create a traffic nightmare near AT&T Park. [SF Chronicle] * [Vanity Fair] publishes an excerpt of an ex-Facebooker’s memoir on

* For the first time ever, the chair of SF’s Republican party is gay. [Bay Area Reporter] * A federal judge isn't so sure about Uber's big class-action settlement.

* Muni drivers are getting beat up, or so claims their union. [SF Examiner] * Mission kids make something called a “HA HA" Box. [San Jose Mercury News] * It's neighbor against neighbor

* Donald Trump will be in San Jose Thursday, think we'll see him at that night's Warriors game? [KRON 4] [CBS 5] * Our pal Brock frets over what the new

* Crews have found the body of one of the two Oakland teens who went missing after jumping from a boat into the Woodward Reservoir in Stanislaus County on Saturday. [KRON 4] * The new

#urbanphotography #urbanstreetphotography #streetsofsanfrancisco #sfist A photo posted by Darwin Bell (@darwinbell) on May 25, 2016 at 12:30pm PDT * Tim Cook humorously claims that saw an iPhone in a nearly 350-year-old

* Guy named Will Johnson, who shares a name with a white supremacist Trump supporter, was shocked to find that LinkedIn had emailed all his contacts to tell them he's a racist.

* Follow SFist on Twitter and Instagram, and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. * Still more half-baked [Gawker] blather on the state

* Follow SFist on Twitter and Instagram, and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. * Motorcyclist dies on Bay Bridge after driver of car

* Follow SFist on Twitter and Instagram, and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. * A BART train struck a person this morning. [Bay

* Big Soda has failed to convince a federal judge to grant a preliminary injunction against SF's new soda ad health labeling law, which will take effect in July unless it'