SF News Meet Martha, The World's Ugliest Dog The Sonoma-Marin Fair held it's now nationally famous, 29th Annual Ugliest Dog Contest on Friday and a winner has been crowned. Behold Martha, a 125-pound Neapolitan Mastiff who beat out 13 other dogs
Arts & Entertainment These Bros In Spray Tans Would Like To Remind You That The Mr. Marina Competition Is Tonight Behold: Five of the ten finalists in the 2013 Mr. Marina Competition, all dolled up in their finest underoos and spray-on bronze from a local salon. This photo should serve as a retina-searing
Arts & Entertainment This Is the Most Important Piece You Will Ever Read On Denise Hale Skullcap-shatteringly brilliant blogger Diane Dorrans Saeks just posted what could possibly be the most important lifestyle piece you will ever read. Why? Because it's about Denise Hale, that's why. And yet? It's also
SF News Phil Bronstein: Penis Fan A bit saddened and surprised that Phil Bronstein failed to contact us immediately to get few choice quotes and some penetrative views on the human penis, we can forgive the Chronicle's Editor-at-Large since
SF News Video: S.F. Mom Defends Decision to Give 8-Year-Old Daughter Botox, Bikini Wax The depressing story of 34-year-old San Francisco pageant mom Kerry Campbell, who gives her 8-year-old daughter Botox injections, made readers foam at the mouth after The Mommy Files brought the all-too-true tale to
Arts & Entertainment Midnight Palate Cleanser: Elizabeth Taylor Applies Eye Makeup (1974) Without much commentary, we present Elizabeth Taylor applying eye makeup circa 1974. Rest in peace, Miss Taylor. Video: TaylorHamKid / YouTube
SF News Daly City Man Steals Makeup, Helps SF Women Feel Pretty, Then Gets Arrested Turns out makeup can not only make a girl feel less ugly, it can also help pay off your bills! A Daly City man is accused of stealing $60,000 worth of makeup
SF News Jennifer Siebel-Newsom: Facial Spokeswoman San Francisco treasure Leah Garchik reported last week that actress, filmmaker, philanthropist, Stanford MBA recipient, mother, San Francisco First Lady Jennifer Siebel-Newsom gets to add another comma to her resume. See, the fine-boned
misc 2nd Annual Severed Head Contest at Red Union Hair Salon What a fun concept. Red Union Hair Salon has launched its 2nd Annual Severed Head Contest, in which students and stylists from participating beauty schools and salons transform mannequin heads into fabulous pieces
