misc Texts From Last Night: The Best of the 415 Because we've developed an addiction to this little site called Texts From Last Night -- to which users submit the funny / insane texts they either sent, or received "last night," identified only by
SF News Beware the Muni Humper This just in from The Muni Diaries: Be on the lookout for a young, short, "kind of squatty" dude on crowded N-Judah trains who likes to sidle up next to female passengers (or
misc <i>SF Weekly</i> Catches On to 'Funemployment' Whether you're an optimist or a pessimist, getting laid off from your job in the shittiest economy in decades isn't exactly swell news, but certainly we live in one of the best cities
SF News Osama Bin Laden Not Dead After All? We suppose not everyone really subscribes to the theory that Osama Bin Laden hasn't been alive and kicking for years, but in case you did, his Al Qaeda puppet-masters have released a new
SF News Apple, Google, Yahoo, Genentech in Antitrust Probe Re: Hiring Practices Some of the largest employers in the Bay Area are being investigated by the Department of Justice to determine if they have been in cahoots not to recruit or hire away each others'
misc Comedienne Deven Green Defines "Biblical Marriage" In this hilarious new video from Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian (a.k.a. LA-based comedienne Deven Green who was responsible for those voice-over spoofs of Brenda Dickson you may have seen/heard
Arts & Entertainment Launch of David Lynch's 'Interview Project' The endearingly batshit auteur who brought us Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks and most recently, Inland Empire, is up to something new: a web-based series of interviews that appears to be a kind of
SF News Newsom's Budget Cuts 1,600 Jobs, No Police Layoffs Mayor Gavin Newsom unveiled his proposed budget for fiscal year 2009-10 which would take affect July 1st, and in it he proposes eliminating 1,600 city jobs (including 900 currently vacant positions and
Arts & Entertainment Pics from Sonoma County Gay Pride in Guerneville The Sonoma County Pride Parade and fest happened for the first time ever in Guerneville yesterday. The event formerly happened in downtown Santa Rosa but has been on hiatus for the last four
Arts & Entertainment Patricia Clarkson Tonight at City Arts & Lectures Academy Award-nominated actress and indie-movie queen Patricia Clarkson will be at City Art & Lectures tonight, answering questions about her work and career. You may know her from last years Vicky Christina Barcelona
SF News 'Old School Fiesta' at Shoreline Leads to Fights, Stabbings Ever had a lawn seat at a concert where everyone around you got super aggressive about protecting their blanket real estate? Well, consider yourself lucky that you weren't at KISS FM's Old School
misc USF Baseball Team Has Dance-Off With UCONN This was shot on May 21st during a 5-hour rain delay during the Big East Baseball Tournament at Bright House Field in Clearwater, Florida. Please excuse the inclusion of "The Macarena" -- it's
misc AutoTune The News #4: Featuring Joe Biden and Once Again, The Angry Gorilla And that Katie Couric sure can sing! PREVIOUSLY: AutoTuning The News, AutoTuning the News, Obama Edition
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink La Folie Wins EaterSF's Reader Poll for Best Restaurant Well, we asked you to vote in EaterSF's poll last week, and after tallying well over 1000 votes, we think we're ready to call it for La Folie. Gary Danko took an early
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink SFist Drinks: Rock & Rye Because we all know the Twain adage about summer in San Francisco, we'll skip it and throw out this recipe for a slightly wintry concoction that comes to us via Greg Lindgren of
SF News New Real Estate Map Adds New Neighborhood Names to SF Real estate agents have always reveled in transforming a neighborhood, or a sub-section of a shitty neighborhood, through the kind of re-branding that turns a place like Hell's Kitchen in NYC into Midtown
SF News Two-Headed Snake Born at Hayward Pet Store And in other zoological news, the owners of the Reptile Room on A Street in Hayward welcomed a litter of redtail boa constrictors Wednesday night, including this freakish wonder: a two-headed baby redtail
misc "The Defenders": A Short Film About Why Straight Marriages Aren't All That Blessed Either This cute short film from Keith Hartman, shot shortly after the November passage of Prop 8, is another of many amusing critiques of the whole some-marriages-don't-deserve-to-be-called-marriages pathology.
Arts & Entertainment Haiku Contest!: Win a Pair of Free Tickets to See Tiga Tonight at the Independent Before growing into the acclaimed DJ and electronic music producer that he is today, Tiga got his first exposure to music touring the Goa region of India with his DJ father in the
SF News A National Sales Tax? A new piece today in the Washington Post suggests that Obama administration officials and members of Congress alike are considering the possibility of a VAT, or value-added tax, which would impose a levy
Arts & Entertainment Fight Over Naming 40th Anniversary Woodstock Concert in SF This year marks the 40th anniversary of the peace-, love- and mud-fest known as Woodstock, and organizers of a free, commemorative concert in San Francisco are being threatened with a very un-peaceful and
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Berkeley Bowl West Opening June 4th, Despite Neighbors' Protest For anyone who's ever shopped there -- be it noon on a Tuesday or 6 p.m. on payday -- Berkeley Bowl has pretty much always been a shitshow. Bulk granola-buying hippies elbow
SF News Prop 8 Decision Aftermath / Protest Roundup It certainly isn't the final word on the issue, but yesterday's decision by the CA Supreme Court set off a well anticipated set of protests across the state and the country. A total
SF News Listing of Prop 8 Protest Locations OK, listen up! For all those who believe in marriage equality, and even for those who just love a good protest march, DayOfDecision.org has all the details about protests planned for tonight
SF News Today in Death News Not to be a total bummer this Monday Tuesday morning, but let's get this quick wrap-up over with. Two teens are being held in conjunction with the shooting death of a 13-year-old in
