misc Cash Tomato To Give Away Cash, Tomatoes In Dolores Park This Saturday...Just Because Yowza! Yowza! Yowza! This Saturday afternoon at Dolores Park, Cash Tomato, a San Francisco "video sharing website that gives weekly large cash prizes to its highest rated videos," is giving away free cash.
misc Film du Jour: Movies With Grandma Joy While we can't agree with Grandma Joy on her dismissive review of There Will Be Blood, because our love for self-indulgent vanity pieces knows no limits, we can agree that "Movies With Grandma
SF News Leal Voted Out As SFPUC Chief, Receives $400K Without providing an answer for firing San Francisco Public Utilities Commission chief Susan Leal, the SFPUC officially sacked her this morning after a nine-minute closed door City Hall meeting. As part of her
misc Kool-Aid and Reebok Team Up, Millions of Young Foot Fetishists Are Born: While perusing Nature abhors a vacuum, which shame on you for not reading, we came across these beauties. You see, in a bizarre move, Kool-Aid has joined efforts with Reebok to create Kool-Aid
SF News Bernie Ward Child Porn Case: Who Is Sexfairy? The woman who sent KGO radio host Bernie Ward's career and reputation into freefall is thirty-three-year-old mother of three Linda Figueiredo. She also goes by the online moniker "Sexfairy," or more intimately, "Mistress"
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight LIT: Launch party for Larry Smith and Rachel Fershleiser's newest release, which is, well, just as it sounds: six-word memoirs penned by famous and not-so-famous writers. Happens at the Rockit Room tonight. *CLUB:
misc Meet Our New Boyfriend, the Sunday Drinker Wine Guy Well, this is amusing and slightly erotic. And, yes, kids, it's almost over a year old, but for your entertainment, foodies of the Bay Area, check out the Sunday Drinker Wine Review. Joanne
SF News Breaking News: Newsom and Siebel Briefly Go Without Gravitational Pull Oh, for the love of God. Really? Okay, we'll bite. Ahem: while some of us were going through a chemically-induced bender over the last few days, because that's why God invented the three-day
misc Vandalism Report Card: "I'm a Faggot" With over a dozen or so problems that the above graffiti could have critiqued about this poster advertising the Academy of Friends annual "gala" fundraiser for HIV/AIDS -- such as paying to
Arts & Entertainment Photo du Jour 63 Awesome. (Also, a few Crest White Strips will go a long way, people. Just saying.)
misc iPod Shuffle Now Almost Nothing For the eight or so of you who don't have an iPod yet -- sadly, we would be one of those eight -- you can break your iPod hymen with the positively adorable
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight *FILM: The final release of Ridley Scott''s love-it-or-hate-it science fiction noir thriller — now with added footage, re-mixed sound, and minor improvements on visual effects! — screens at the Castro. COMEDY: SF Supervisor Tom Ammiano
misc Week Around the -Ists Phillyist explored an impending implosion and lived to tell the tale. Gothamist marveled at the city's new NYC-branded condom campaign - especially the use of a Toronto landmark in the advertising. (Also, fun
misc Muni Alarm: Too Loud? Jameth came across these stickers while riding the L-Taraval. According to him "[t]hese stickers are affixed over all of the speakers of this outbound L-Taraval train. The phone number was scraped off
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight MUSIC: San Francisco's favorite crooner, Utah-born singer/songwriter Spencer Day, performs tonight at the one of the city's newest music venues, the Rrazz Room located at Hotel Nikko. COMEDY: Let hilarity wash over
misc Local Media Nothing But a Bunch of Cockteasing Bitches We hate shit like this. 66-year-old Santa Clara ice cream man Santokh Singh Sajan made some dirty comments to underage ice cream patrons the others day. Sounds bad, right? And according to the
misc Photo du Jour 58, 59, 60, 61 Lifted from Curbed, this is what $1 million gets you across this great country of ours. How very depressing. Read more about it here.
SF News Vespa Rider Seriously Injured After South Van Ness Accident At first, before reading this story, we were ready to shake our finger at the Vespa rider in question. Lord knows we worry about you kids. But it seems she wasn't at fault.
SF News MacBook Nano? In the words of Scott Beal, "forget the MacBook Air, I’m holding out for the MacBook Nano." Word. Image credit: dadaev
SF News Yahoo Layoffs Get International Alas, today is "major pink slip handout" day over at Yahoo, where "police and security teams have been scheduled to provide order in case anyone goes postal." But things are getting ugly overseas
Arts & Entertainment Put On Those Hair Buns: 2008 Star Wars Fan Movie Challenge Have you always wanted to appear on Spike TV? We have. We'd even be on Max-X, which is, aside from Intervention, the best show on TV. But there's a safer way to get
SF News Hooligan Escapes from Juvenile Hall By cutting a hole in a fence at the Hillcrest Juvenile Hall in San Mateo, an 17-year-old murder suspect and alleged gang member escaped to sweet freedom this last night. Awaiting trial this
misc Valentine's Day Pillow Massacre Footage For your viewing pleasure, some footage of yesterday's pillow fight. Was it fun? We couldn't make it. We were busy getting drunk, eating KFC, and watching The Joy Luck Club. Also, we like
