We hate shit like this.

66-year-old Santa Clara ice cream man Santokh Singh Sajan made some dirty comments to underage ice cream patrons the others day. Sounds bad, right? And according to the Merc:

Sajan allegedly made sexually inappropriate comments to two teenage girls, police said. He was booked Tuesday on charges of three counts of annoying a child - misdemeanors, according to police.

The ice cream vendor, who drives white van that plays music as it drives slowly through the neighborhoods, allegedly made the comments to a 14-year-old Tuesday afternoon as she bought ice cream on the 3200 block of Firth Way, police said.

An investigation revealed that Sajan allegedly made similar comments to a 14-year old in the same neighborhood twice before in recent days.

And...what the fuck were those questionable comments? Frustrating. While we're at it, the Gate's manners are just as pristine. Regarding Jane Fonda's interview on NBC's "Today" show, the Daily Dish sort of informs us that:

She said, "I live in Georgia; I was asked to do a monologue called [Bleep] and I said, 'I don't think so, I've got enough problems.'"

She was, in fact, "asked to do a monologue called Cunt..." (Watch Fonda in FCC-baiting action here.) Anyway, you'd think that by now it was okay to throw down the four-letter word in print. We the public demand to know what our ice cream vendors/sexual predators are whispering in the ears of our youth.