Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Pee-Wee's Porn Adventure Porn mega-studio Vivid Entertainment has just done a porn parody of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure called Pee-Wee's XXX Adventure. Why now, you ask? Not clear. But they did happen to have in their stable
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: In Defense Of Machine Guns Aw. In honor of Valentine's Day, watch this sweet little love letter to automatic weapons. Even the ladies like 'em! [Everything Is Terrible]
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Every Apple Design Ever In 30 Seconds Laughing Squid brings our attention this this video, created by Boing Boing's Rob Beschizza, showcasing almost every Apple design in 30 seconds. Enjoy.
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: 'Love Piñata' by Tammie Brown Some of you might remember Tammie Brown from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 1, or from this kooky Cinco de Mayo video. She's a little bit twisted! And here's her latest single, "Love Piñata.
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: 'Psycho Siri' We think we smell a Siri meme brewing on YouTube, lo these many months after she was i-born. Yesterday we brought you this, and today we find a new short film called 'Psycho
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Scotsman v. Siri Lolz. Tagline: "Apple Scotland: Havin' a wee bit of trouble." Siri has English and Australian accent options, but maybe it's time for a Scottish one as well? [via WOW]
Arts & Entertainment Please Enjoy This 7-Minute Video Of Soothing Baker Beach Sunsets It's Friday. Also it's sunny out and you are chained to your desk, probably dreaming of lounging on a beach somewhere. (We know this guy is.) So why not take a journey down
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Joan Rivers Smokes Pot On TV! We can hardly believe the awesomeness of today's palate cleanser, which comes to us straight from the airwaves via Buzzfeed. On the latest episode of the reality show Joan & Melissa, Joan Rivers
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Marine Screams Like a Little Girl Meet Adam (left) and his pal Allan (right). They're Marines. Allan seems to know that his friend is a screamer. They are aboard the Giant Slingshot in Orlando, and yes, when there is
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Sneezing With Eyes Open We only just today discovered that the talent of being able to sneeze with one's eyes open is actually a minor YouTube phenom. Yes. Please appreciate this soft-spoken young lady who appears to
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: R.I.P. Etta James The great Etta James has died, ladies and gentlemen, at the age of 73. She was a tough, loud, dirty old broad who brought some much needed sex into the sounds of the
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Zip Line Bulldog Might Be Cutest Thing Ever SFist contributor Jerry James Stone brings us this eeee!-inducing clip of a bulldog riding a zip line in Costa Rica. Youtube user Garzilly, who shot the video, explains: "I filmed this in
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Carol Channing All Up In Your Face You know who's larger than life? Carol Channing. You know who attended Aptos Middle School and Lowell High School in San Francisco? Carol Channing. Do you know who, while distributing Christian Science Monitors
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Annette Funicello, Margot Kidder Chat About Sex It's like The View, circa 1977! Listen to Annette Funicello, Margot Kidder, Loni Anderson, and Phyliss Diller talk frankly about their first sex experiences with Dinah Shore on Dinah!. And what is up
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: 'I Like You Better on Facbeook' Maybe you've seen this already, but we hadn't, and it's dern catchy! The song is by Livia Scott and you can find it on iTunes here.
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: London Kids Dance to Kreayshawn Please enjoy this little afternoon dance break courtesy of The Breakfast Club Dancers, who won a contest in their native London last year sponsored by the Docklands Light Railway called "Dance to London's
SF News Afternoon Palate Cleanser: RuPaul Moderates Republican Debate This made us chuckle. By the way, something's happening in New Hampshire tonight. Also, there's an ongoing campaign to vote for Rupaul for President (by defacing Ron Paul posters... and RuPaul's capitalizing on
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: The Ballad of the Burglar of Telegraph Hill We live in an age when a news story can become the stuff of legend and fodder for balladeers within days. And yes, the story of the wily burglar of Telegraph Hill, who
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Madonna, In Translation The brilliant Jennifer Saunders (Ab Fab) and Dawn French (French and Saunders) have done us a little "reading from literature," in this case the translated transcript of an interview done by a Hungarian
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Weird Al Yankovic, Alice Cooper & Steven Tyler Supergroup Via the fine folks at Laughing Squid, Weird Al Yankovic, Alice Cooper and Steven Tyler joined forces at Mala Restaurant in Maui, Hawaii on New Year's Eve to sing "Come Together" by The
SF News Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Regarding This Calendar Year Thing Time, man. You think you get it. And then you realize that the Ancient Greeks and Romans were so calendar-challenged that they had to insert random months every few years to make sure
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Mean Cat Shoves Another Cat Down Ladder In case you needed any further evidence that cats are adorable yet cold-hearted bitches, watch this. [Thx, Walter] P.S. The mean cat is apparently named Kimba, and her poor victim is Bella.
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Victoria Jackson How did the woman who brought us Handi-Off turn into this paranoid, confused pile of a human being? Who can say. Only the voices that swim inside her head know for sure. But
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: 'S**t Vegans Say' We mentioned last week that this meme didn't seem quite yet ready to die, and alas, here it is again, this time poking fun at vegans! But of course, the lad responsible for
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: A Very Naughty Chanukah Sexy sexy Jewess Chevonne brings us this instant holiday classic, "My Menorah," in honor of the first night of Chanukah. It's full of totally ridiculous double entrendres, and we adore it. As Chevonne
