Sexy sexy Jewess Chevonne brings us this instant holiday classic, "My Menorah," in honor of the first night of Chanukah. It's full of totally ridiculous double entrendres, and we adore it. As Chevonne puts it, "Mazeltov, world."

Favorite lyric: "I spin my dreidl every night, but I'm never satisfied./ I need Jew in my life."

[via The Awl]