SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Slaying the Lions by Daisy Barringer With their 20-6 win against the Lions yesterday, the 49ers have a shot at their best record since 2002. All they have to do is beat the pathetic 1-14 Rams
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Adios, Playoffs by Daisy Barringer Well kiddos, that’s a wrap. With their loss against the Eagles yesterday and Arizona’s win against Detroit, the 49ers are officially out of playoff contention. Again. For the
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Niners Roast Cardinals by Daisy Barringer The 49ers dominated the Arizona Cardinals last night in a 24-9 victory that kept the Cardinals from clinching the NFC West and, if you’re completely naive and stupidly optimistic
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Seattle Kills Postseason Chances by Daisy Barringer What is there left to say? I spent all of last week worrying about yesterday’s game. I had anxiety nightmares every single night, including one where I had to
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Niners Trounce Jaguars by Daisy Barringer There’s nothing like 49ers football to make a girl seem like a complete schizophrenic. Every time we win, I get all giddy and say we’re going to the
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Turnovers Result In 34-27 Loss by Daisy Barringer Here’s the thing: I’m a Bad Fan. I cuss and yell and get angry. For obvious reasons, my behavior becomes even worse when the 49ers are losing. (And,
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Colts Win By A Nose by Daisy Barringer Here's the thing: I might have a slight emotional problem when it comes to watching football. One need only read my angry tweets on Sundays to realize this. Example: "Person
SF News Restraining Order Against Former Niners Great Dana Stubblefield In even more depressing 49ers news -- more on yesterday's loss later, as soon as we coax Daisy down from the ledge -- former Niners great, BALCO fibber, and snitch Dana Stubblefield has
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Texas Clobbers SF by Daisy Barringer It was only a few short weeks ago that, in a moment of complete naivety and optimism, I declared (using ALL CAPS to boot) the Niners were going to the
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: SF Creamed By Atlanta, 45-10 by Daisy Barringer The Atlanta Falcons destroyed the 49ers yesterday in a sobering 45-10 ass-whooping. And yes, when I say “sobering,” I mean it literally because despite my fervent attempt to drink away
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: 35-0 Please welcome Daisy Barringer, who will cover the San Francisco 49ers for SFist. Added bonus: she goes to the actual games, which means you'll feel just like you're there, cheering on the footballs
misc Photo du Jour 462 San Francisco 49ers runningback Frank Gore, left, and tackle Chilo Rachel, right, celebrate Gore's game-winning touchdown against the Arizona Cardinals in the fourth quarter of an NFL football game on Sunday. Yay, American
SF News 49ers Fate in the Hands of... Santa Clara Voters? Blame it on Newsom's chronic absence as the Mayor of San Francisco. Blame it on a chronically losing football team. Blame it on a chronically decrepit stadium. The SF 49ers might be on
misc American Football Spectacular: Capsulizing The 2009 NFL Draft's First Round, "A Tale Of Two Receivers" It's time for American Football Spectacular's capsule reviews of the first round in the 2009 NFL Draft. All the intrigue, all the anticipation, all the immeasurables! All hard information was culled from NFL.
SF News 49ers Welcome Michael Crabtree While the 2009 NFL Draft's spotlight was stolen by the New York Jets' acquisition of USC quarterback Mark Sanchez, there was plenty of drama around the San Francisco 49ers' signing of wide receiver
misc American Football Spectacular: Welcome Back, Jeff Gilroy's second-favorite export is returning to the Bay Area. Chronically-underestimated warrior QB Jeff Garcia has signed a one-year deal with the Oakland Raiders. He'll be slotted for the mentor/back-up role unless something
misc Today in San Francisco History - Eye of the Gold Rush Hurricane Timecapsule: February 1, 1849 The spring of 1849 -- dawn of a year forever branded into the national consciousness as the era of the California Gold Rush. And so it was -- but
misc American Football Spectacular: Great 49er Mustaches: Kevin Fagan Defensive end Kevin Fagan and his mighty mustache helped hold the line for George Seifert's boxer's-mentality 3-4 defensive scheme during the zenith of San Francisco's 1980s power. Fagan served stolidly in the d-line
misc American Football Spectacular: Great 49er Mustaches: Roger Craig Roger Craig was one of the most versatile running backs the NFL has ever seen. A perfect fit for Bill Walsh's short-passing offensive system, in 1985 Craig became the first man to gain
misc American Football Spectacular: Great 49er Mustaches: Joe Montana When Joe Montana first came to the 49ers from Notre Dame in 1979, he brought this fanciful Fu Manchu style with him. Of course, everything went up from there. Joe grew into the
misc American Football Spectacular: That Mustache Feeling Holy living crap, we love this so much!! This coming Sunday, the 49ers are having a throwback uniform day in the final game of the season as Washington comes to Candlestick. Word is
misc American Football Spectacular: 49er & Ram Songs for The Holiday Season * San Francisco vs. St. Louis Sunday, December 21, 2008. 10:00 AM, PST. Week 16 The Interim Battle Remember when battles between the 49ers and Rams in the 80s, 90s & 00s would
misc Steve Young: Still Elusive! People of Charlotte, we say to you: do not be unkind to Steve Young. As you can see, he is elusive after years of retirement (and those semi-adorable truck ads that your Mom
misc American Football Spectacular: Holding Down The Reset Button -- monster doppelgänger Bochephus * San Francisco vs. Arizona Monday, November 10, 2008. 5:30 PM, PST. Week 10 The Battle For Change Can you believe that a week ago it was still in-question
SF News American Football Spectacular: The Niners Are Courting Condi?! Keep Your Powder Dry. Meaning: Be prepared and save your resources until they are needed. Origin: The allusion is to gunpowder which soldiers had to keep dry in order to be ready to fight when required. OK,