SF News Daisy Does the Niners: OMG, We Won a Game! By Daisy Barringer The Niners are still in it. Miraculously, our 4-7 record puts us only one game behind division co-leaders, the Seahawks and the Rams, both of whom we play (Seattle at
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: An Open Letter to the Team By Daisy Barringer Dear San Francisco 49ers Players, Coaches, Owners and Front Office Personnel, Yesterday morning, I woke up excited, hopeful and a believer. I dressed for a cold, rainy day at Candlestick,
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Going With Smith, Rams Win, Sourdough Sam By Daisy Barringer I wrote this whole post assuming there would be some sort of quarterback controversy this week, but lo-and-behold, Mike Singletary came out this morning and announced in the press conference
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: London Victory, Playoff Possibilities By Daisy Barringer I’m pretty sure no one even cares about the 49ers right now, but due to the fact that I spent six straight hours at the Blackthorn Tavern watching football
SF News Jed York Can't Get Huddle Time with Newsom While the 49ers' miserable 1-6 record this season probably isn't helping bring in the fans, team President Jed York is miffed that he hasn't been able to get some face time the mayor
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Panthers Win, Uninspired Smith, Shutting Down by Daisy Barringer You may remember a few weeks ago that I complained about how the 10 a.m. away games were destroying my Sunday morning sex life. Well, I’m sure you’
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: S.F. Wins (Finally) by Daisy Barringer We’d just arrived at Candlestick when I politely declined a scalpers offer to buy tickets and was rewarded with a fairly substantial ass-grab. “That guy just felt my ass!
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Nancy Pelosi, Beer-Soaked Eagles' Fans, Loss No. 5 by Daisy Barringer The ending: Alex Smith throws his second interception while trying to position the 49ers for a game-tying field goal; I cry; the clock winds down; the 49ers lose 27-24; I
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Clements Fumbles, Morning Sex Sacked, Atlanta Wins by Daisy Barringer I don’t know about you, but my favorite part of the weekend is the morning sex. Sleep late, wake up with nothing to do, lounge around in bed well,
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Raye Fired, Davis Nixes Twitter, Chiefs Win by Daisy Barringer I hear yesterday was another glorious day in San Francisco. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping. All that crap. I wouldn’t know because as a ridiculous loyal
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Losing to the Saints by Daisy Barringer Albert Einstein defined insanity as “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” After watching the 49ers lose 25-22 to the Saints in last night’s
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Opening Day by Daisy Barringer For true football fans, opening day of the NFL season is one of the most anticipated events of the year. It’s better than Christmas, better than your birthday, and
SF News The Oakland 49ers? Last Friday, the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum Authority approved $125,000 to conduct a "feasibility study" into the possibility of building a new football stadium that could host both the Raiders and the 49ers.
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: the Final Bang by Daisy Barringer The San Francisco 49ers won their game against the St. Louis Rams yesterday 28-6 and managed to finish their season at 8-8, their best record since 2002. Whoopee. (Yes, that’
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Slaying the Lions by Daisy Barringer With their 20-6 win against the Lions yesterday, the 49ers have a shot at their best record since 2002. All they have to do is beat the pathetic 1-14 Rams
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Adios, Playoffs by Daisy Barringer Well kiddos, that’s a wrap. With their loss against the Eagles yesterday and Arizona’s win against Detroit, the 49ers are officially out of playoff contention. Again. For the
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Niners Roast Cardinals by Daisy Barringer The 49ers dominated the Arizona Cardinals last night in a 24-9 victory that kept the Cardinals from clinching the NFC West and, if you’re completely naive and stupidly optimistic
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Seattle Kills Postseason Chances by Daisy Barringer What is there left to say? I spent all of last week worrying about yesterday’s game. I had anxiety nightmares every single night, including one where I had to
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Niners Trounce Jaguars by Daisy Barringer There’s nothing like 49ers football to make a girl seem like a complete schizophrenic. Every time we win, I get all giddy and say we’re going to the
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Turnovers Result In 34-27 Loss by Daisy Barringer Here’s the thing: I’m a Bad Fan. I cuss and yell and get angry. For obvious reasons, my behavior becomes even worse when the 49ers are losing. (And,
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Colts Win By A Nose by Daisy Barringer Here's the thing: I might have a slight emotional problem when it comes to watching football. One need only read my angry tweets on Sundays to realize this. Example: "Person
SF News Restraining Order Against Former Niners Great Dana Stubblefield In even more depressing 49ers news -- more on yesterday's loss later, as soon as we coax Daisy down from the ledge -- former Niners great, BALCO fibber, and snitch Dana Stubblefield has
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: Texas Clobbers SF by Daisy Barringer It was only a few short weeks ago that, in a moment of complete naivety and optimism, I declared (using ALL CAPS to boot) the Niners were going to the
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: SF Creamed By Atlanta, 45-10 by Daisy Barringer The Atlanta Falcons destroyed the 49ers yesterday in a sobering 45-10 ass-whooping. And yes, when I say “sobering,” I mean it literally because despite my fervent attempt to drink away
SF News Daisy Does the 49ers: 35-0 Please welcome Daisy Barringer, who will cover the San Francisco 49ers for SFist. Added bonus: she goes to the actual games, which means you'll feel just like you're there, cheering on the footballs
