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- ACT's Battlefield is "plodding and ponderous in all the wrong ways." [SFist]
- The Warriors save our Sunday commute, as [BART] will only close their tracks between Lake Merrit and Fruitvale on Saturday this weekend.
- Police continue to seek Palo Alto trail masturbator. [KRON 4]
- UCSF study says Apple Watches can help detect heart conditions. [CNet]
- NOFX's Eric Melvin has finally managed to sell his Noe Valley home. [SocketSite]
- Salary survey says UC Berkeley professors are paid the second-highest average wages amongst all public doctoral institutions. [Daily Californian]
- New mural will be celebrated in the Mission today. [Mission Local]
- Ferry Building officially breaks ground on terminal expansion. [ABC 7]
- Piedmont High School students think they're real cool when they do Nazi stuff. [SF Chronicle]
- SFPD's Mission Station has more red flags for troubling officer behavior than any other station. [SF Examiner]