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  • Police seek Daly City flasher. [KRON 4]
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  • White House turns down offers from Bay Area companies to build tech border wall. [SF Chronicle]
  • Until 1965, women weren't allowed to stand on the outside of SF cable cars. [Moving SF]
  • The Monterey Bay Aquarium has harsh words for President Trump's environmental policies. [KRON 4]
  • Felled giant tree blocks 101 traffic near SFO. [SF Chronicle]
  • SF residents are training to monitor sweeps of homeless encampments. [Mission Local]
  • [Motherboard] staffer despises Twitter's new, extremely spammy @ policy, asks "Does anyone at Twitter even use Twitter?"
  • SF announces sweeping changes to treatment of trans inmates in city jails. [SF Examiner]
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