“I had made a promise to myself [that] I would sleep with the trophy that night,” Warriors majority owner and former managing partner at Kleiner, Perkins, Caufield and Byers Joe Lacob tells Haute Living in a harrowing account picked up by Deadspin.
Of the trophy earned by his NBA championship-winning Golden State Warriors, Lacob indeed tells the world that “Nicole [Curran, his longtime fiancée] and I did sleep with it.”
Oh dear. When pressed, gently, on the issue, Lacob, who is 59 years old, responded that “I’ll leave it to the imagination... We had a lot of fun with it.”
Haute Living characterizes the episode, perhaps cheekily, as a ménage à trois. Are we to take this to mean that Lacob and his trophy are on Thrinder, then?
Previously: The Dubsack: We. Are. The Champions