Who is hanging dildos all around Portland? Why, the Sex Toy Fairy of course!

According to VICE, the alleged Sex Toy Fairy is a recent college graduate in her 20s who works in retail. "It had to be done. I have no idea why, but it had to," said the anonymous dildo bandit.

"Dick-tossing is an exercise in happiness. It was just a fun, hilarious thing to do."

She told VICE that she and some friends came into possession of literally thousands of rejected sex toys because of a design flaw that made them unsellable. When life gives rejected dildos, throw them around town... I guess?

Portland Police seem mostly baffled by the dildos, and even the electric company seems unconcerned with the prank since rubber doesn't conduct electricity. Officials are mostly concern about people hurting themselves taking them down, though even getting one that falls to the ground might be a bad idea too. "These particular toys contain phthalates, which is not something we would sell in our store," said Sid Need of the sex toy shop SheBop.

According to KRON, a student admitted he helped out the Sex Toy Fairy in her exercise in happiness, accepting a box of sex toys from a woman in a car who told him it was a joke. What else would you do when you're handed a box of dildos from a total stranger?