- The [SF Business Times] asks if championship trophies help Bay Area sports teams win with voters and politicos, which is a very good question!
- A San Francisco resident and a Los Angeles resident compare notes about how terrible and pointlessly anxiety-making San Andreas is. [BuzzFeed]
- The USGS keeps sending inaccurate automated quake alerts, announcing significant NorCal earthquakes that never happened and scaring the shit out of me when I check my email in the middle of the night. [CBS5]
- Woman bashes man in head with bottle during Mission robbery. [Bay City News]
- SFPD seeking pickpocket who targets elderly and disabled women on Muni. [KTVU]
- A leak on the 24th floor of the newly refurbished rental tower 100 Van Ness set off a spray of water that damaged units on multiple levels. [Curbed SF]
- The question about where a Warriors victory parade will be held has been answered: it's Oakland. [CBS5]
- Twitter loses another of its (rare) top women, as Jessica Verrilli is stepping down as director of corporate development and strategy for a goig at Google Ventures. [Fortune]
- Why are tech companies so reluctant to disclose their political spending? After all, they know pretty much everything about us, isn't a little turnabout fair play? [SF Chronicle]
