Why are San Francisco women so bad, like, the worst on the continent?

It's a stupid question that no one asked, but according to lawyer and 17-year SF resident Seneca Stone in a barbed listicle diatribe, the answer is that here, women enjoy some semblance of equality. That, tragically, has made it difficult for men like Stone to treat them like objects. We can also hope (and suspect) that it's made it impossible for him to sleep with them.

Here, in what Stone calls "The Epicenter Of Careerist Feminism," the number one problem is that "both attractive and extremely unattractive women act like they are God’s gift because they went to top school and have good jobs." And then there are nine more reasons like that, from local women's "manliness" to their "herd mentality."

The post in question appears on the garbage website Return of Kings under the headline "Why San Francisco's Women Are Worse Than Toronto's." If that comparison seems arbitrary to you, it means you are lucky enough to have not read the similar post "15 Reasons Why Toronto Is The Worst City In North America For Men." And Return of Kings, if you mercifully did not know, is a popular site for "meninist" losers who seek "to usher the return of the masculine man in a world where masculinity is being increasingly punished and shamed in favor of creating an androgynous and politically-correct society that allows women to assert superiority and control over men."

The other reasons that you can "safely skip gaming in San Francisco," are cut from the same cloth. San Francisco is a bad environment for women because "There is a price to be paid for eighteen hour work days at the Silicon Valley start-ups, and that price is developing a scarier man-jaw than you would find anywhere else. The highest cost of living in the nation creates a swim-or-sink economy and mentality, where women become as aggressive about their jobs, finances and survival as guys are."

"There has to be extra testosterone in the water," Stone continues to blogvomit, "or else would there be so many women in the San Francisco area with low, manly voices who are interested in weight lifting, marathon running, and long hikes. Their eagerness to “prove” themselves and to “challenge” themselves defies the very notion of femininity. His only criticism that half- lands is that women "are more glued to their smartphones" than anywhere else, but yeah, men too.

Congratulations, Seneca Stone. Not since Peter Shih, infamous "woman hating nerd toucher," has someone Peter Shihed this hard. As such, we'd like to present you with the Peter Shih award for circulating dumb opinions.

Previously: Peter Shih And Greg Gopman: Where Are They Now?